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You’ve dressed up for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, three and a half holiday parties, and yes, even a Santa-themed brunch. In the course of four weeks, you’ve worn the little black dress, that bedazzled clutch you’ve had since forever, and the sparkliest statement necklace in your possession – three times each.